Golfers Only Joke

[BigBruzer*{MEOW}*]

Mr. Jones was out on the golf course playing in a foursome somewhere around the 7th hole when his cell phone rang.  His countenance just sank as he heard that his wife had just been involved in a terrible car accident and that he should leave the course and come to the hospital quick.  He pondered the situation and decided to finish his round of golf and then go to the hospital.

He finished his round and went immediately to the hospital.  "Mr. Jones, I hope you enjoyed your round of golf because it will probably be your last.  Your wifes injuries were extensive and she will need round the clock attention for the rest of her life!"   OOOOH NOOOO!!! cried Mr. Jones.

"Just kidding," the doctor said," she died an hour ago."

[Evil_Lily]

yah a man's worst nightmare, to have to take care of his wife the rest of his life instead of visa versa

[THEKATZ*{MEOW}*]

Hey, when you are golfing, you can't stop in the middle of the game like that.  Plus the back 9 are always the best!

Funny BB,