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Author Topic: Texas Deputy vs. New York Lawyer  (Read 349 times)
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« on: August 26, 2006, 01:23:26 PM »

Only in Texas my friends.... only in Texas .....

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's 
deputy.    He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is 
a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better       
education then any cop from Houston.  He decides to prove this to
himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense.

Deputy says,"License and registration, please."  Lawyer says, "What for?" 
Deputy says,  " You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

 

Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." 
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop, license and
registration, please."   Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"   
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop,
that's the law.  License and registration, please!"  Lawyer
says, "If you can show me the legal difference between  slow down and
stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the
ticket.  If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."  Deputy says,
"Sounds fair.  Exit your vehicle, sir."   At this point, the deputy
takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out
of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"   

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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2006, 02:04:41 PM »

  Now that would have wound me up on the wrong side of a butt chewin from my Chief, but I sure do like the way that Deputy thinks!
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« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2006, 02:14:32 PM »

 
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« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2006, 07:07:02 AM »

I think his exact word to the lawyer were "Do you want me to stop or just slow down FOOL ?"   
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« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2006, 08:36:57 AM »

Pffffft...moron
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