Felix's wishes!!

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown
ostrich behind him. The
waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A
hamburger, fries and a
coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"

"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the
order. "That will be
$9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket
and pulls out the exact
change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and
the man says, "A
hamburger, fries, and a coke."

The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man
reaches into his
pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until, the two enter again. "The
usual?" asks the
waitress.

"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak,
baked potato, and
salad," says the man.
"Same," says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That
will be $32.62."

Once again he man pulls the exact change out of his
pocket and places it
on the table.

The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
"Excuse
me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the
exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was
cleaning the attic and
found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared
and offered me two wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for
anything, I would just put
my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money
would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people
would wish for a
million dollars or something, but you'll always be as
rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a
Rolls Royce, the exact
money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the
ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish
was for a tall chick
with a big ass and long legs who agrees with
everything I say."

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