A letter to Dad....

[Unleashed{MEOW}]

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up
prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad". With the worst
premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

"Dear Dad"

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with
my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew
you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight
motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will
be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood
for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy
has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuna doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that
live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that
science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm
sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to
know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted
to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's
safe to come home.

[Felix*{MEOW}*]

ROTF.. Thats to Funny

[NighEve*{MEOW}*]

That actualy works.  LOL <smiletongue>

[THEKATZ*{MEOW}*]

Man, why didn't I think of that when I was younger. 

[MadMedic]

TO funny!!

[BigBruzer*{MEOW}*]

yuk, yuk, yuk! lol!