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A Trucker in need...

« on: January 23, 2006, 01:22:29 PM »

Trucker In Need"

A trucker who has been out on the road for
three weeks stops into a brothel outside of Vegas.
He then drops down $500 on the table and says to the Madam,
"I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that
kind of money you could have one of my
finest ladies and a three-course meal."

The trucker replies, "Listen, sweetheart,
I ain't horny; I'm homesick."