UFO'S are real!

[TomKat]

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years
ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with
five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside
Roswell New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say
has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal
agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948,
nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?

[THEKATZ*{MEOW}*]

- I always wondered about them people, they seemed, how can I say this, they seem a 1/4 donut shy of level.  If ya know what I mean.

[NighEve*{MEOW}*]

Apparently, aliens have no common sense. 

[Gunnykat{MEOW}]

So which one is Obamas mom and dad?  Did some one call for the men in black