Funny Virus names

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Lewinsky Virus:
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

Kenneth Starr Virus:
Completely examines every aspect of your computer, then compiles a complex report that discredits every aspect of your computer.

Ronald Reagan Virus:
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

Mike Tyson Virus:
Quits after two bytes. Spits everything out.

Oprah Winfrey Virus:
Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.

Dr. Jack Kevorkian Virus:
Deletes all old files.

Ellen Degeneres Virus:
Disks can no longer be inserted.

Titanic Virus:
Your whole computer goes down.

Disney Virus:
Everything in your computer goes Goofy.

Prozac Virus:
Screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

Joey Buttafuoco Virus:
Only attacks minor files.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus:
Terminates some files, leaves, but it will be baaack.

Lorena Bobbit Virus:
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.

Viagra Virus:
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

Clinton Virus:
Gives you a 7" hard drive with no memory.

The Islam virus
works well with other applications then terminates them before hanging your mouse from the CD tray

The Obama Virus
Removes physical space from your hard drive and gives it to a low budget E-machine hard drive

The Pelosi/Reid virus
Steals money from your account daily to keep your computer healthy but not until 2014

The Stimulus virus
This one is a HOAX virus - It will make you think your machine will run smooth but will never actually happen


Just couldn't resist -  

[Unleashed{MEOW}]

rotf 

[NighEve*{MEOW}*]

It'd be funnier if it wernt true.

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I had to bump Instincts old post - Times change and I could not resist.

Oh I have more for later LOL

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The Don't Ask don't tell Virus
(Previously called the Closet virus until it came out)
This virus attaches itself to running applications through a back door source. (Reverse engineering you pervs!)

The Far Left Virus
This one wants to regulate all your applications - If you choose no to any pop ups - it will call your mother names

The Capitol hill virus
This one works behind closed applications in secret - It relates well to the Far left Virus pop ups and promises you everything but you actually get nothing

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The illegal immigration virus
This one will send your political affiliation to the Far left virus which in turn sends illegal immigrants to your house to smear refried beans on all your windows applications - This one started in Arizona.
The only way to stop this baddy is simply put up a firewall.  Similar to what the government should do to our borders really. 

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LOL .. kewel

[Gilmo{MEOW}]

Polititian's virus

tells you to check your RAM, then Memory for critical fault while it slowly empties your harddrive.

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That one is a bad bad virus Gil.  I think it came out during the Clinton regime and continued on through today.

Nice one!

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The IRS virus
This one is hard to define the dat definitions. In order to do this you need to file forms 1086 through 2020.
What we do know about this virus is it has no logical action other than suck the ram from your system dry as often as it can.
Oddly it will attack the systems with the most RAM.  Though further findings find that systems with the most RAM under this attack will steal from other systems with less RAM.
Where does all that RAM go anyhow?  Hmmmmm

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The Audit virus
Wow, this one is closely related to the IRS virus.
What this virus does is inspect any and all systems that try and hide extra RAM. During this process if any hidden RAM is found, a software called Agents will install itself and slowly start removing RAM by court order.
Again, where does all that RAM go?

[Gilmo{MEOW}]

That one is a bad bad virus Gil.  I think it came out during the Clinton regime and continued on through today.

Nice one!

this one has been out for a much longer time than that, I think it started with the Abbacus.