THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

[TomKat]

Had to share this!!

Fresh from my shower,
I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion.
If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I
stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your arse, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again
although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
Stupid, stupid man.

[WildKatZ*{MEOW}*]

 

[NighEve*{MEOW}*]

 

[Kitty*{MEOW}*]

lol to funny good one but i think its having the same effect on us guys to.

[THEKATZ*{MEOW}*]

Made my day Tom,  well that is until my wife read it and .....well my day kinda went south from there thank you

[WildKatZ*{MEOW}*]

Ya TK, my wife laughed her arse OFF! LOL! 

[Felix*{MEOW}*]

Made my day Tom,   well that is until my wife read it and  .....well my day kinda went south from there thank you

You didn't show it to her did you?

if so back to wife 101 for you mister...ROTF

[THEKATZ*{MEOW}*]

  D'Oh! Ya I kinda  that one.  LOL @ Wild - Least your wife laughed hers off --> me, well......