Lone Ranger's Last Request

[MadMedic]

Subject: Lone Ranger's Last Request


The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian war party.
>
>The Chief proclaims, "You are the great Lone Ranger, you will be executed
>in three days,
>But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests".
>
>"What is your first request?"
>
>The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
>
>The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, he whispers
>in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
>
>Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on
>his back.
>
>As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's Tent
>and spends the night.
>
>The next morning the Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and
>loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days".
>
>"What is your second request?"
>
>The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to
>him, ! and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
>
>As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the
>horizon.
>
>Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again
>returns, this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the
>blonde.
>
>She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
>
>The following morning the Chief is again impressed.
>"You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you
>tomorrow".
>
>"What is your last request?"
>
>The Lone Ranger responds,"I'd like to speak to my horse....ALONE."
>
>The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone
>Ranger's tent.
>
>Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks
>him square in the eye and says,
>
>"Listen very carefully, you Butthead, for the last time..........
>
>
>
>BRING POSSE!!!!

[Gunner{MEOW}]

lol that joke is old as you are mad medic