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« on: March 16, 2006, 05:55:09 AM »

A lady went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist for some Cyanide.

The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy I can't give

you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my

license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will

happen! Absolutely not, you CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband

in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now, You didn't

tell me you had a prescription."