CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

[Felix*{MEOW}*]

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The
sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers  that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him
down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag
of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says,
confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking! for some tampons for
your wife? He answers, " You see, it's like this,
yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of
cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I
have to roll my own .......... so does she. 

[INSTINCT]

  funny....the ol vampires tea bag.

[MadMedic]

LMAO!! no wait a minute        EWWWWWWWWWW!!