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« on: December 05, 2005, 01:12:59 PM »
Christmas Eve

Santa drops down his first chimmey
There sits a woman in her jeans and a bra, the woman says "santa won't u stay"
Santa looks down then back up and says
"Got more presents to deliver Ho Ho Ho gota go"

Santa drops down his second chimmey
There sits a woman in her bra and underwear, the woman says "santa wont u stay"
Santa looks down then back up and says
"Got more presents to deliver Ho Ho Ho gota go"

Santa drops down his third chimmey
There sits a naked woman, the woman says, "santa wont u stay"
Santa looks down then back up and says
"Ho Ho Ho can't go up the chimmey like this"
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I EAT SLOW FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2005, 10:04:56 PM »
got me to laugh at 6:30 in the morning.....  lol
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« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2005, 08:20:58 AM »
lol good 1 popcorn
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See You In the Hills!
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2005, 06:19:29 AM »
And I thought I never got presents cuz I was bad.... :-X
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« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2005, 01:58:25 PM »
rotflmho!!
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« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2005, 08:02:12 AM »
I had to steal this one!!! too funny!!
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