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Christmas Eve
Santa drops down his first chimmey
There sits a woman in her jeans and a bra, the woman says "santa won't u stay"
Santa looks down then back up and says
"Got more presents to deliver Ho Ho Ho gota go"
Santa drops down his second chimmey
There sits a woman in her bra and underwear, the woman says "santa wont u stay"
Santa looks down then back up and says
"Got more presents to deliver Ho Ho Ho gota go"
Santa drops down his third chimmey
There sits a naked woman, the woman says, "santa wont u stay"
Santa looks down then back up and says
"Ho Ho Ho can't go up the chimmey like this"
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I EAT SLOW FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!!!
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got me to laugh at 6:30 in the morning..... lol
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lol good 1
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And I thought I never got presents cuz I was bad.... :-X
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rotflmho!!
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I had to steal this one!!! too funny!!
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